January 2011
December 2010
corruptothers:
brocat-:
brocat-:
please tell...
I hate when undies chop your booty up
Looks like you’ve got 4 booty cheeks
This is pretty much going to be me later tonight.
11:50 PM
Oh my gosh, 2010 is almost over you guys..
11:55 PM
You guys I’m so excited.
11:58 PM
Omg, you guys I don’t think you understand, it’s gunna be an entirely new year.
11:59 PM
Hey look, everyone is already outside yelling.
12:00 AM
Wow omg yay Happy New Year everyone..
12:15 AM
Oh it’s 2011 now, right?
12:30
Yeah, goodnight.
hoes on my dick cause i look like jesus
Me: That is her real vagina
L: No it isn't; It's sideways!
Me: That's because she's twisted
L: That is not her vagina
Me: How do you know, have you seen her vagina?
L: Yes, I was at her concert and I went backstage and I was like "Britney, drop them draws."
Sometimes my body parts vibrate
Destinyrose: Where did the word "fuck" come from? →
fuckyeahrandomstupidity:
hellodork:
lujuria:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written…
"OMG!! I love black girls with long hair that I...
Coffee Ice cream is Love
THAT MOMENT WHEN THE HOT BOY IN MY CLASS
heartasblackascoffee:
Asks for my help with something and on the outside I’m like:
But on the inside I’m all:
And then I help him and he’s all:
And I’m like:
And he’s all “I love you so much right now”:
And at first I wanna be like:
But then I realize he just said that because I saved his ass and I’m all:
And then he goes back to his seat and I’m all:
Then after class...
I was suposed to go to disco night at the rink...
eating Ice cream for breakfast :/
