Girls are cats
scout-pilgrim: They like to sleep They only want to cuddle when you’re busy Mess up once and they hate you forever Unless you buy them something they really really love They hide the fact that they poop
I just spent my time peeling every little bit off...
Oh my gosh, I wish I could fight I would be fighting people for no reason
I really want an undercut fade…
That awkward moment when you get in the van and...
Lady Gaga needs to come over my house so we can work out together
I look like Robert Sheehan right now :/
shit, i got the dates wrong
I’m not a lesbian; I just like getting my pussy licked and you like to...– Mila Kunis (After Sex)
i wonder if a girl has ever asked a gay friend to take her virginity. As a friendly favor
I didn’t know Franco had a booty
I love Geoffrey Rush
Omg I just bombed with these brownies
I added way too much water and now they’re all spongy and tasteless the constancy is like fudge mixed with sponge cake
don’t ask me what type of cereal I want if you’re not going to get the cereal I want
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
when you stare at a word so long that it starts to...
The 5th GIF in your folder will be your reaction...
lovesexmagiclamode: frankfranco: youreahorcruxharry: snapeandshampoo: thehalfbloodprinceofbelair: gallifreyanwizard: lets-blow-a-hole-in-this-town: mydeloreanisatimemachine: narcolepticinsomniac: accurate Well, yes. Perfect. exactly! Exactly, I will troll everyone into thinkin he is gay and then be like NIGGA YUH GAY. NOOOOOOOO, BITCH! ...
why don't nuns wear bras?
demizdestroyer: because god supports everything
The King in these movies are always so fucking crazy
I have so much film that needs to be developed and even more that i’ve lost and I want my own camera. This family camera business is shit
I want an Epic Burger
what elementary school did u go 2?
LaSalle Language Academy cl@$$ oF ‘08!!!!! I always have an answer
i’ve been doing a lot of ballerina-esque movements lately