May 2012
Whoever came up with selling bottles of water is a...
acuphalfphilled:
“Let’s sell people something they can get for free. It’ll work i swear”
In the future they will be selling oxygen in plastic bags
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when you sneeze in your boobs
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Yay! it’s my birthday
killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
…….. what did i just watch
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
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artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Hyuk hyuk.