Whoever came up with selling bottles of water is a...
acuphalfphilled: “Let’s sell people something they can get for free. It’ll work i swear” In the future they will be selling oxygen in plastic bags
when you sneeze in your boobs
Yay! it’s my birthday
killthebloodyredprinceofdeath: …….. what did i just watch
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
catbountry: artninja-mcrockviking: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically…. Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat. Hyuk hyuk.